Chaos, unpredictability, and offensive dysfunction have defined this season of professional football, and I don't believe I'm alone in viewing the top two seeds in both conferences with a certain degree of skepticism.
As is always the case, the last week of the season is hard to take seriously in the confidence pool. Most of these games are absolute rubbish, some of the games that appear to be meaningful will be rendered pointless as soon as the second strings start taking the field, and at least one game can be rendered pointless by the Atlanta Falcons.
Thank you for your patience during these weeks of stress, procrastination, chaos, more stress, stress, dread, baked goods, and stress.
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I'll tell you what, if you had to watch quarterback play this dire, you would treat Marcus Mariota with a lot more respect.
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I picked the Week 10 slate the same way J.J. McCarthy throws the football over the course of an entire game. A promising start soon devolved into an inexcusable and series of baffling near-misses and unnecessary desperation heaves downfield, resulting in frustrating loss after frustrating loss.
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On the extremely slim chance that the Vikings win Sunday, it will remain the case that O'Connell sacrificed Wentz' actual physical wellness for no tangible gain.
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