Call me an old crank if you want, but I remember a time when the first game of the season had actual intrigue.
The Gross Football Lunch 2026 NFL MegaPreview
If there is any connecting thread to this year's MegaPreview, it is that life comes at you fast and life in the NFL comes at you even faster.
Avernum: Escape From the Pit Is The Truth
But for all that Avernum lacks in technical prowess, it is nothing less than a masterclass in game design, and in accomplishing more with less.
Gross Football Lunch – 2025-26 Postseason Wrap-Up
ICE Out, Abolish DHS, bring all the abductees home. And Skol Vikings.
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LX
I've had two weeks to do anything and everything in my power to get excited or, failing that, at least to a point where I'm receiving a steady IV trickle of hype juices, and none of it has worked.
Gross Football Lunch – 2025-26 Conference Championships
I refuse to go out a coward.
Gross Football Lunch – 2025-26 NFL Divisional Round
Does this make any sense? No? Good! Mild confusion is the perfect starting point for this week's lecture.
Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2025-26 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
Chaos, unpredictability, and offensive dysfunction have defined this season of professional football, and I don't believe I'm alone in viewing the top two seeds in both conferences with a certain degree of skepticism.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 18, 2025 NFL Season
As is always the case, the last week of the season is hard to take seriously in the confidence pool. Most of these games are absolute rubbish, some of the games that appear to be meaningful will be rendered pointless as soon as the second strings start taking the field, and at least one game can be rendered pointless by the Atlanta Falcons.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 17, 2025 NFL Season
Thank you for your patience during these weeks of stress, procrastination, chaos, more stress, stress, dread, baked goods, and stress.



