Gross Football Lunch – Week 17, 2024 NFL Season

Ingredients:

• Fiber capsules

Method & Analysis

As was the case over Thanksgiving, I am taking the liberty of assuming that your plans to wreck your body with food and drink are not contingent upon my guidance. Instead, enjoy this bit of last-minute, minimal-effort counter-programming masquerading as free advice. You have probably endured one trip to the water closet that quickly devolved into a life-or-death struggle, and as a veteran of many such constitutionals, I’m here to tell you it doesn’t have to be that way! About four years ago, after a particularly destructive holiday season, I started taking fiber capsules, and I haven’t looked back since. Take some fiber according to the printed instructions, and enjoy the fruits of your new-found sense of responsibility.

Week 16 Correct Picks: 10/16 (0.625)

Season Total Correct Picks: 158/240 (0.658)

Week 16 Points: 93/136 (0.684)

Season Total Points: 1,334/1,930 (0.691)

16 Points: Lions over 49ers

15 Points: Chiefs over Steelers

14 Points: Bills over Jets

13 Points: Ravens over Texans

12 Points: Seahawks over Bears

11 Points: Chargers over Patriots

10 Points: Eagles over Cowboys

9 Points: Packers over Vikings

8 Points: Rams over Cardinals

7 Points: Bengals over Broncos

6 Points: Dolphins over Browns

5 Points: Falcons over Commanders

4 Points: Colts over Giants

3 Points: Saints over Raiders

2 Points: Panthers over Buccaneers

1 Point: Titans over Jaguars