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Author: Rob Mackie

Hi! I'm Rob. My interests are all over the place, which is why I created Rob Writes About Whatever, a free-form conversation where nothing is off topic. Home to Rob's Complete Guide to Retro Bowl, Gross Football Lunch, CRPG Corner, and more!

Gross Football Lunch – Week 2, 2024 NFL Season

September 12, 2024 8:09 AMSeptember 12, 2024 8:24 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

True Chili is a major time investment, and who has time these days? That is where the second type of chili comes in; I call this kind Weeknight Chili.

Gross Football Lunch – Week 1, 2024 NFL Season

September 5, 2024 8:19 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

So before you once again forsake your team and the stupid sport they play, let's enjoy these last few moments of shared NFL enthusiasm together, and make the vilest, greasiest, grossest football lunch we can possibly can. Let's have tuna melts.

Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024 NFL MegaPreview

August 30, 2024 9:34 AMSeptember 2, 2024 10:58 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

Returning to my roots as an obnoxious little shit, while a dispiriting setback that I resorted to entirely out of necessity, isn't all bad though. Why put on airs? I can only hope that, by staying in my lane, I will occasionally make a big-picture observations that proves correct.

Baldur’s Gate 3 Has Ruined Our Lives

May 22, 2024 9:43 AMJune 5, 2026 8:06 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

No matter how hard you try to be a good person, you'll probably need to hide the bodies and clean up the blood stains at some point.

Elden Ring & Dark Souls – A Double Examination

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March 22, 2024 8:34 AMMay 15, 2024 4:07 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

"Gaining levels makes things easier, as does obtaining better weapons and equipment, but these things alone are not sufficient to progress through either game. You must Git Gud."

Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – An Examination

February 23, 2024 8:03 AMMay 15, 2026 7:48 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 6 Comments

"I still yearned for a Pathfinder game that was good, and by that point there was another one out there. Since my efforts to determine whether or not I would like Wrath of the Righteous without playing it for myself proved futile, there was only one thing to do. One day, Steam recommended it to me at a deep discount, and in a moment of weakness, I pulled the trigger."

Gross Football Lunch – 2023-24 Postseason Wrap-Up

February 13, 2024 9:22 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ Leave a comment

"Yes, I did announce that last week's column was to be the last Gross Football Lunch of the season, but I come to you today not to provide an actual column; rather, some quick bits of housekeeping are in order[.]"

Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LVIII

February 9, 2024 8:11 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

"If the Chiefs can't move the ball slowly, they will be forced to move the ball quickly, and even with their question marks at receiver and tackle, you cannot possibly want the Chiefs to have to move the ball quickly!"

Gross Football Lunch – 2023-24 Conference Championship

January 26, 2024 8:14 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

"If you must continue your protestation that this is a salad and all salads necessarily suck, please take your Ron Swanson cosplay over to the kids' table. We grownups are enjoying ourselves too much to suffer your complaints. Also, I just heard the microwave beeping; your tendies are ready."

Gross Football Lunch – 2023-24 NFL Divisional Round

January 19, 2024 8:53 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

"Roast chicken: the perfect meal to keep you going when you're brawling with wave after wave of colorfully dressed street toughs"

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