I don't want to denigrate the jarred stuff too much, as it saw me through some boring times, but we can do better.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 15, 2024 NFL Season
Category: Recipes
Gross Football Lunch – Week 14, 2024 NFL Season
I want you to experiment, but I think I've struggled to tell you what experimental cooking looks like. That means it's time to show you.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 13, 2024 NFL Season
In the best case scenario – the one in which you, my loyal readers, give me the benefit of the doubt and conclude that I am acting with the best of intentions – it would be both arrogant and foolish of me to presume that you require my assistance in your quest to eat too much this week.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 11, 2024 NFL Season
Going back to the time of the NFC Central, this division has not been known for such competitiveness. Either the Packers run away with the division title or everyone beats up on everyone else, with the eventual division champion (which almost certainly remains the Packers) being the only team emerging from the wreckage with 9 wins.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 9, 2024 NFL Season
[I]t's important to note that tofu is a forgiving substance. There s no secret to making tofu taste good; all you need is a bit of patience and the ability to follow basic directions.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 8, 2024 NFL Season
I do not claim that this salad is healthy in the strictest sense – there's plenty of fat and salt involved – but most of its constituent elements are broadly considered not terrible for your insides, and it's more satisfying than a lot of “fun” meals, many of which are little more than dog kibble for humans.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 7, 2024 NFL Season
I am doing the best I can with the time and energy I have, and doing the best I can is good enough, and 99.9% of the time, good enough is perfect.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 4, 2024 NFL Season
For those of you who aren't Vikings fans, this is no doubt a strange and confusing development, and you probably have a lot of questions. Please allow me, a humble Vikings sicko who has seen all three of their games so far, to answer these questions to the best of my ability.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 2, 2024 NFL Season
True Chili is a major time investment, and who has time these days? That is where the second type of chili comes in; I call this kind Weeknight Chili.
Rob’s Penne with Sausage and Broccoli Rabe
It's been a long time since I've shared a recipe in this space, and that's mostly because when I've chosen to do so, I've fucked them up. I've forgotten steps, I've forgotten ingredients, and I've given recipes that are just bad ideas. I consider every recipe I've posted here an embarrassment as a result. Today … Continue reading Rob’s Penne with Sausage and Broccoli Rabe
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