Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
The following recipe produces a red tomato sauce that is precisely of the sort one might expect to find accompanying a large plate of pasta noodles, or perhaps a meatball or two.
The only reason to watch any other game that does not feature your favorite team is in order to avoid extended family members whose every utterance, if not mere presence, fills you with boiling rage.
I don't want to denigrate the jarred stuff too much, as it saw me through some boring times, but we can do better.
I want you to experiment, but I think I've struggled to tell you what experimental cooking looks like. That means it's time to show you.
In the best case scenario – the one in which you, my loyal readers, give me the benefit of the doubt and conclude that I am acting with the best of intentions – it would be both arrogant and foolish of me to presume that you require my assistance in your quest to eat too much this week.
Going back to the time of the NFC Central, this division has not been known for such competitiveness. Either the Packers run away with the division title or everyone beats up on everyone else, with the eventual division champion (which almost certainly remains the Packers) being the only team emerging from the wreckage with 9 wins.
[I]t's important to note that tofu is a forgiving substance. There s no secret to making tofu taste good; all you need is a bit of patience and the ability to follow basic directions.
I do not claim that this salad is healthy in the strictest sense – there's plenty of fat and salt involved – but most of its constituent elements are broadly considered not terrible for your insides, and it's more satisfying than a lot of “fun” meals, many of which are little more than dog kibble for humans.
