Gross Football Lunch Recommends: Beating the Cowboys Football really sucks sometimes. Not only are 31 out of 32 fanbases doomed to watch their teams fall short of hoisting the Lombardi Trophy at season's end, most of those fanbases are further doomed to watch their team miss the postseason entirely, which is not so much a … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch – Week 16, 2025 NFL Season
Mega Man 2 is one of the greatest games ever made, and while it can be quite difficult, it is easier and more approachable than many other classics of its era.
I'll tell you what, if you had to watch quarterback play this dire, you would treat Marcus Mariota with a lot more respect.
Was this tortured metaphor merely a flimsy pretext for posting contemporaneous newsreel footage of the Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse? Reader, you know me too well.
I picked the Week 10 slate the same way J.J. McCarthy throws the football over the course of an entire game. A promising start soon devolved into an inexcusable and series of baffling near-misses and unnecessary desperation heaves downfield, resulting in frustrating loss after frustrating loss.
I realized that The Great British Baking Show needed Power Rankings.
On the extremely slim chance that the Vikings win Sunday, it will remain the case that O'Connell sacrificed Wentz' actual physical wellness for no tangible gain.
Life's too short to insist on making one's own chicken tenders, a foodstuff you can get absolutely anywhere, and which metaphysically cannot vary in quality, regardless of where they're from.
Quantifying one's love of any piece of art in any medium through the use of ham-fisted integers is a waste of time and energy, and I refuse to treat my own feelings this way, even for entertainment purposes.
Having fun as a fan is a matter of expectations. I am not having fun despite the Vikings' winning record because my expectations for the Vikings got out of control.
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