Chaos, unpredictability, and offensive dysfunction have defined this season of professional football, and I don't believe I'm alone in viewing the top two seeds in both conferences with a certain degree of skepticism.
Quantifying one's love of any piece of art in any medium through the use of ham-fisted integers is a waste of time and energy, and I refuse to treat my own feelings this way, even for entertainment purposes.
Week 1 is scary because no one has any evidence, but at least we all know we don't have any evidence. Week 2 is even scarier because we still don't have any evidence; we only have data points.
This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.
Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like! Welcome to the 2024-25 Gross Football Lunch NFL Playoffs MegaColumn! As is MegaColumn tradition, there's no Recipe of the Week this week, because there's entirely too much FOOBAW to discuss! There's both the excitement of the football to come and the polite … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
You have probably endured one trip to the water closet that quickly devolved into a life-or-death struggle, and as a veteran of many such constitutionals, I'm here to tell you it doesn't have to be that way!
This recipe, which I developed over the course of a few years, is designed to be simple. It is little more than a platform magical combination of pork and bitter, leafy green vegetables, placed on a bed of pasta for extra comfort food credibility.
It is important to note that sandwiches and piles are not exclusive categories, and this week's recipe was chosen to teach this lesson.
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