"Because I am nothing if not an enabler, just like your health teachers warned you about all throughout middle school, Gross Football Lunch exists to glorify and revel in this culture of wild over-consumption. Every week for the remainder of both the regular season and the playoffs, I'll be bringing you both my weekly Confidence Pool picks – the long beating heart of my NFL uh...'coverage' – as well as the Gross Football Lunch Recipe of the Week, so that, when you sit down for a whole day's slate of games every Sunday in the comfort and privacy of your own home, you can wreck your internals just as effectively as if you had rolled up to the stadium parking lot six hours early."