New Star Games' Retro Bowl is entirely too much fun.I say this as someone who is both inherently suspicious and inherently dismissive of phone games, and who plays them minimally. Long have I looked down upon the world of mobile games as a micro-transaction choked hellscape, a place where providing a legitimately fun experience is … Continue reading Rob’s Complete Guide to Retro Bowl: Introduction (2nd Important Update 4/20/21!)
Obscure Metal Roundup 17
What's that? You could go for some more accessible stoner picks? Hell yeah! I got you some accessible stoner picks! Witchthroat Serpent – Sang-Dragon (Released 2016) Okay, I know I implied that everything featured in this installment of the OMR was going to be easy to get into, and here I am immediately confronting you … Continue reading Obscure Metal Roundup 17
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – An Examination
Here's the thing about the classic BioWare games (Baldur's Gate, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, etc.); in many respects, they're all the same. They're party-based RPGs in which the player creates a main character, and other, pre-made characters provide support. Combat occurs in real time, but can be paused so that the player can issue specific … Continue reading Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – An Examination
Obscure Metal Roundup 16
Doomsword – Resound the Horn* (Released 2002; *not found on Bandcamp) Discussing Doomsword presents a real challenge, since their style exists outside my pre-existing (and, in fairness, comically limited) apparatus I have developed for discussing metal. The first time I listened to Resound the Horn, I spent the full length of the album wondering, “Who … Continue reading Obscure Metal Roundup 16
Divinity: Original Sin II – The Roller Coaster Continues
You may think that, seeing as my last dispatch from the front lines of DOS2 was both positive and constructive, that in the time since I have entered into a Utopian state of bliss with the game. Alas, it is not so! Shortly after that post, I found myself stuck yet again, and for drearily … Continue reading Divinity: Original Sin II – The Roller Coaster Continues
Obscure Metal Roundup 15
Mountain Witch – Extinct Cults (Released 2020) At the risk of bogging down these proceedings with boring meta nonsense, I'm pleased to report that writing these posts has forced me to listen to doom/stoner/sludge/etc. metal a lot more critically than I used to. I do my very best to avoid placing too much on genre … Continue reading Obscure Metal Roundup 15
A Quick Guide to Blaseball Finances
Blaseball is back! By the time you read this, Season 13 will be well underway, making now a great time to share everything I've learned about sound blaseball fiscal policy. If you're relatively new to the splort like me, perhaps the maximal absurdity inherent to blaseball has you feeling a tad overwhelmed, and unsure of … Continue reading A Quick Guide to Blaseball Finances
Obscure Metal Roundup 14
Haunt – Mind Freeze (Released 2020) I went on a strange journey with this Mind Freeze. The first listen was a baffling ordeal, largely because of the moderately baffling production choices on display. Traditional, mid-heavy guitars are piled on top of occasionally clicky bass, both of which are par for the course when it comes … Continue reading Obscure Metal Roundup 14
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 – An Examination
About a year and a half ago, I played through Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon and shared my thoughts on the game in this space. I hadn't finished every possible path in the game at that time; I have in the time since, and I've spent a good deal more time with it in general, … Continue reading Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 – An Examination
Unsolicited Advice – Divinity: Original Sin II
When I last wrote about Divinity: Original Sin II (and yes, I know that was the only time I wrote about the game previously, but rhetorical devices are hard to come up with so stop hassling me), I was, shall we say, struggling to grasp the game and thus, I was struggling to enjoy it. … Continue reading Unsolicited Advice – Divinity: Original Sin II
