Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season

August 29, 2025 8:30 AMAugust 28, 2025 10:07 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.

Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024 NFL MegaPreview

August 30, 2024 9:34 AMSeptember 2, 2024 10:58 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

Returning to my roots as an obnoxious little shit, while a dispiriting setback that I resorted to entirely out of necessity, isn't all bad though. Why put on airs? I can only hope that, by staying in my lane, I will occasionally make a big-picture observations that proves correct.

The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – AFC East

August 17, 2021 8:33 AMSeptember 2, 2021 8:28 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 10 Comments

What a difference a lack of Tom Brady makes! For almost all of the last 20 years, the AFC East has been home to the Patriots and three other teams shuffling between various stages of floundering, with but a small handful of Wild Card berths to provide the occasional illusion of progress. Now that Brady … Continue reading The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – AFC East