Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season

August 29, 2025 8:30 AMAugust 28, 2025 10:07 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.

Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024 NFL MegaPreview

August 30, 2024 9:34 AMSeptember 2, 2024 10:58 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

Returning to my roots as an obnoxious little shit, while a dispiriting setback that I resorted to entirely out of necessity, isn't all bad though. Why put on airs? I can only hope that, by staying in my lane, I will occasionally make a big-picture observations that proves correct.

The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – AFC North

August 31, 2021 8:12 AMJanuary 8, 2022 9:26 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 9 Comments

Baltimore Ravens It's no fun to be the man! You win one unanimous MVP at the helm of a 14-2 season early in your second season (and your first season as the undisputed starter) and all of a sudden everyone expects that you're gonna have unanimous MVP, 14-2 seasons for the rest of eternity. That's … Continue reading The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – AFC North