What else are you gonna do, watch six hours of pregame shows? Trust me, you're gonna want a task to spare you from this fate.
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LIX
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Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 Conference Championship
Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Divisional Round
The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like! Welcome to the 2024-25 Gross Football Lunch NFL Playoffs MegaColumn! As is MegaColumn tradition, there's no Recipe of the Week this week, because there's entirely too much FOOBAW to discuss! There's both the excitement of the football to come and the polite … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LVIII
"If the Chiefs can't move the ball slowly, they will be forced to move the ball quickly, and even with their question marks at receiver and tackle, you cannot possibly want the Chiefs to have to move the ball quickly!"
Gross Football Lunch – 2023-24 Conference Championship
"If you must continue your protestation that this is a salad and all salads necessarily suck, please take your Ron Swanson cosplay over to the kids' table. We grownups are enjoying ourselves too much to suffer your complaints. Also, I just heard the microwave beeping; your tendies are ready."
The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – AFC West
Denver Broncos The problem with writing any sort of season preview in any sport is that eventually, at least one player whom you publicly expected great things of is going to get injured in the preseason, thus missing some or all of the coming season after you've already spoken on it. Last year, I predicted … Continue reading The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – AFC West
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