Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season

August 29, 2025 8:30 AMAugust 28, 2025 10:07 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.

Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024 NFL MegaPreview

August 30, 2024 9:34 AMSeptember 2, 2024 10:58 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

Returning to my roots as an obnoxious little shit, while a dispiriting setback that I resorted to entirely out of necessity, isn't all bad though. Why put on airs? I can only hope that, by staying in my lane, I will occasionally make a big-picture observations that proves correct.

The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – NFC South

August 12, 2021 6:55 AMSeptember 2, 2021 8:28 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 9 Comments

When I tweeted that this first portion of this guide was unsustainably long, I wasn't kidding! Compiling this array of half-baked takes was supposed to be thing that keeps me busy in between diaper changes, in the few fleeting minutes where I have something resembling mental energy. Typing up 3,000 words on the least interesting … Continue reading The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – NFC South