Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season

August 29, 2025 8:30 AMAugust 28, 2025 10:07 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.

Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024 NFL MegaPreview

August 30, 2024 9:34 AMSeptember 2, 2024 10:58 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

Returning to my roots as an obnoxious little shit, while a dispiriting setback that I resorted to entirely out of necessity, isn't all bad though. Why put on airs? I can only hope that, by staying in my lane, I will occasionally make a big-picture observations that proves correct.

The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – NFC West

August 26, 2021 8:11 AMSeptember 2, 2021 8:30 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 9 Comments

Arizona Cardinals Gee, one of these things is not like the others, am I right? When I look at the NFC West, I see four teams with playoff hopes and three teams with a realistic shot at taking the division. The Cardinals have everything they need to succeed this season, but they also had most … Continue reading The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – NFC West