Was this tortured metaphor merely a flimsy pretext for posting contemporaneous newsreel footage of the Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse? Reader, you know me too well.
Gross Football Lunch – Weeks 12 & 13, 2025 NFL Season
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Gross Football Lunch – Week 11, 2025 NFL Season
I picked the Week 10 slate the same way J.J. McCarthy throws the football over the course of an entire game. A promising start soon devolved into an inexcusable and series of baffling near-misses and unnecessary desperation heaves downfield, resulting in frustrating loss after frustrating loss.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 10, 2025 NFL Season
I realized that The Great British Baking Show needed Power Rankings.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 9, 2025 NFL Season
On the extremely slim chance that the Vikings win Sunday, it will remain the case that O'Connell sacrificed Wentz' actual physical wellness for no tangible gain.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 8, 2025 NFL Season
Life's too short to insist on making one's own chicken tenders, a foodstuff you can get absolutely anywhere, and which metaphysically cannot vary in quality, regardless of where they're from.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 7, 2025 NFL Season
Quantifying one's love of any piece of art in any medium through the use of ham-fisted integers is a waste of time and energy, and I refuse to treat my own feelings this way, even for entertainment purposes.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 6, 2025 NFL Season
Having fun as a fan is a matter of expectations. I am not having fun despite the Vikings' winning record because my expectations for the Vikings got out of control.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 5, 2025 NFL Season
The NFL is one of the very last media behemoths that can even be bothered to cast a wide net, which means that if we all rise as one as a football watching people, the league just might listen to us.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 4, 2025 NFL Season
The secret of the Reuben sandwich is that if you're good enough at cooking to make mac and cheese from a box, you can make a better Reuben than you can buy anywhere else.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 3, 2025 NFL Season
Everybody loves doom metal!
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