This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.
Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season
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Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Season Wrap-Up
Randall Cunningham: First In Our Hearts First and foremost, I apologize a thousand times for writing this a week late and six days past its natural expiration date. I was dealing with my second particularly nasty cold in as many months, meaning I had no energy for using my spare time on work. Here then, … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Season Wrap-Up
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LIX
What else are you gonna do, watch six hours of pregame shows? Trust me, you're gonna want a task to spare you from this fate.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 Conference Championship
Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Divisional Round
The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like! Welcome to the 2024-25 Gross Football Lunch NFL Playoffs MegaColumn! As is MegaColumn tradition, there's no Recipe of the Week this week, because there's entirely too much FOOBAW to discuss! There's both the excitement of the football to come and the polite … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
Gross Football Lunch – Week 18, 2024 NFL Season
The following recipe produces a red tomato sauce that is precisely of the sort one might expect to find accompanying a large plate of pasta noodles, or perhaps a meatball or two.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 17, 2024 NFL Season
You have probably endured one trip to the water closet that quickly devolved into a life-or-death struggle, and as a veteran of many such constitutionals, I'm here to tell you it doesn't have to be that way!
Gross Football Lunch – Week 16, 2024 NFL Season
The only reason to watch any other game that does not feature your favorite team is in order to avoid extended family members whose every utterance, if not mere presence, fills you with boiling rage.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 15, 2024 NFL Season
I don't want to denigrate the jarred stuff too much, as it saw me through some boring times, but we can do better.
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