Week 1 is scary because no one has any evidence, but at least we all know we don't have any evidence. Week 2 is even scarier because we still don't have any evidence; we only have data points.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 2, 2025 NFL Season
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Gross Football Lunch – Week 1, 2025 NFL Season
Week 1 is the second-scariest week of the season for anyone participating in the Confidence Pool. Not one of us knows a damn thing about any of these teams, and not one of us will know anything until we've seen the very games we are meant to be picking.
Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season
This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Season Wrap-Up
Randall Cunningham: First In Our Hearts First and foremost, I apologize a thousand times for writing this a week late and six days past its natural expiration date. I was dealing with my second particularly nasty cold in as many months, meaning I had no energy for using my spare time on work. Here then, … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Season Wrap-Up
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LIX
What else are you gonna do, watch six hours of pregame shows? Trust me, you're gonna want a task to spare you from this fate.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 Conference Championship
Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Divisional Round
The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like! Welcome to the 2024-25 Gross Football Lunch NFL Playoffs MegaColumn! As is MegaColumn tradition, there's no Recipe of the Week this week, because there's entirely too much FOOBAW to discuss! There's both the excitement of the football to come and the polite … Continue reading Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024-25 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn
Gross Football Lunch – Week 18, 2024 NFL Season
The following recipe produces a red tomato sauce that is precisely of the sort one might expect to find accompanying a large plate of pasta noodles, or perhaps a meatball or two.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 17, 2024 NFL Season
You have probably endured one trip to the water closet that quickly devolved into a life-or-death struggle, and as a veteran of many such constitutionals, I'm here to tell you it doesn't have to be that way!
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