The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
"Yes, I did announce that last week's column was to be the last Gross Football Lunch of the season, but I come to you today not to provide an actual column; rather, some quick bits of housekeeping are in order[.]"
"Roast chicken: the perfect meal to keep you going when you're brawling with wave after wave of colorfully dressed street toughs"
"Welcome to the 2023-34 NFL Playoffs MegaColumn! There's no Recipe of the Week this week in order to make room for talkin' FOOBAW! There's both the excitement of the football to come and the polite boredom and vague sadness of reflecting on the regular season at it's conclusion[.]"
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