"I want to spread the good news far and wide: making cutlets is not actually difficult. I'm not asking you to make Hollandaise sauce from scratch or anything; there are no scary techniques to fear. But that being said, making cutlets is work, and it's messy work, at that...But even so, this work isn't all that onerous, and once you're done, you'll have a pile of delicious cutlets to chow down on. What fun! We should all be so lucky!"