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Gross Football Lunch – 2025-26 Conference Championships
Category: Recipes
Gross Football Lunch – Week 11, 2025 NFL Season
I picked the Week 10 slate the same way J.J. McCarthy throws the football over the course of an entire game. A promising start soon devolved into an inexcusable and series of baffling near-misses and unnecessary desperation heaves downfield, resulting in frustrating loss after frustrating loss.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 9, 2025 NFL Season
On the extremely slim chance that the Vikings win Sunday, it will remain the case that O'Connell sacrificed Wentz' actual physical wellness for no tangible gain.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 8, 2025 NFL Season
Life's too short to insist on making one's own chicken tenders, a foodstuff you can get absolutely anywhere, and which metaphysically cannot vary in quality, regardless of where they're from.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 4, 2025 NFL Season
The secret of the Reuben sandwich is that if you're good enough at cooking to make mac and cheese from a box, you can make a better Reuben than you can buy anywhere else.
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LIX
What else are you gonna do, watch six hours of pregame shows? Trust me, you're gonna want a task to spare you from this fate.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 Conference Championship
Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 NFL Divisional Round
The lesson, as always, is that sports prognostication is a tightrope walk over the endless yawning void, and that any and all confidence pool and spread betting opinions exist for entertainment purposes only, and none of you should even presume to dream of thinking about doing any of this at home.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 18, 2024 NFL Season
The following recipe produces a red tomato sauce that is precisely of the sort one might expect to find accompanying a large plate of pasta noodles, or perhaps a meatball or two.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 16, 2024 NFL Season
The only reason to watch any other game that does not feature your favorite team is in order to avoid extended family members whose every utterance, if not mere presence, fills you with boiling rage.
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