(Note: I updated the Introduction to this guide on 4/14/21, and again on 4/20/21; please read the updated intro if you haven't already done so! This portion of the Complete Guide to Retro Bowl was edited on 4/20/21 for continuity and clarity.) I've never met legendary football coach Vince Lombardi, and while I make it … Continue reading Rob’s Complete Guide to Retro Bowl: The Front Office
Category: Video Games
Rob’s Complete Guide to Retro Bowl: Introduction (2nd Important Update 4/20/21!)
New Star Games' Retro Bowl is entirely too much fun.I say this as someone who is both inherently suspicious and inherently dismissive of phone games, and who plays them minimally. Long have I looked down upon the world of mobile games as a micro-transaction choked hellscape, a place where providing a legitimately fun experience is … Continue reading Rob’s Complete Guide to Retro Bowl: Introduction (2nd Important Update 4/20/21!)
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – An Examination
Here's the thing about the classic BioWare games (Baldur's Gate, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, etc.); in many respects, they're all the same. They're party-based RPGs in which the player creates a main character, and other, pre-made characters provide support. Combat occurs in real time, but can be paused so that the player can issue specific … Continue reading Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – An Examination
Divinity: Original Sin II – The Roller Coaster Continues
You may think that, seeing as my last dispatch from the front lines of DOS2 was both positive and constructive, that in the time since I have entered into a Utopian state of bliss with the game. Alas, it is not so! Shortly after that post, I found myself stuck yet again, and for drearily … Continue reading Divinity: Original Sin II – The Roller Coaster Continues
A Quick Guide to Blaseball Finances
Blaseball is back! By the time you read this, Season 13 will be well underway, making now a great time to share everything I've learned about sound blaseball fiscal policy. If you're relatively new to the splort like me, perhaps the maximal absurdity inherent to blaseball has you feeling a tad overwhelmed, and unsure of … Continue reading A Quick Guide to Blaseball Finances
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 – An Examination
About a year and a half ago, I played through Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon and shared my thoughts on the game in this space. I hadn't finished every possible path in the game at that time; I have in the time since, and I've spent a good deal more time with it in general, … Continue reading Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2 – An Examination
Unsolicited Advice – Divinity: Original Sin II
When I last wrote about Divinity: Original Sin II (and yes, I know that was the only time I wrote about the game previously, but rhetorical devices are hard to come up with so stop hassling me), I was, shall we say, struggling to grasp the game and thus, I was struggling to enjoy it. … Continue reading Unsolicited Advice – Divinity: Original Sin II
Shadowrun Returns – An Examination
I can't speak to anyone else's life experiences, but if you're like me, your 2013 fucking sucked. I spent just about the entire year drunk, broke, bitter, and mortally constipated. I'm not positive I had a single uniformly positive experience at any point during the entire calendar year, which is really saying something when you … Continue reading Shadowrun Returns – An Examination
Is Divinity: Original Sin II Bullshit?
After years of half-formed plans and vague resolutions, I finally built myself a PC sufficient to fulfill my gaming desires. For years and years, I was scared of building. I'm neither an electrician nor an electrical engineer, and I would not describe myself as particularly handy. Sarah and I make a pretty effective Ikea furniture … Continue reading Is Divinity: Original Sin II Bullshit?
Tecmo Super Bowl Teams, Explained: Teams #23-#28
Part six of a six-part series. Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V 23. Phoenix Cardinals: On paper, the Cardinals really aren't quite as bad as all that. They have good talent at the skill positions. Johnny Johnson is a quality starting RB, and the starting WRs are good enough to justify … Continue reading Tecmo Super Bowl Teams, Explained: Teams #23-#28
