I want you to experiment, but I think I've struggled to tell you what experimental cooking looks like. That means it's time to show you.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 13, 2024 NFL Season
In the best case scenario – the one in which you, my loyal readers, give me the benefit of the doubt and conclude that I am acting with the best of intentions – it would be both arrogant and foolish of me to presume that you require my assistance in your quest to eat too much this week.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 12, 2024 NFL Season
I have a friend who lives in Nashville who had tickets to the Vikings/Titans game this past Sunday. How could I say no?
Gross Football Lunch – Week 11, 2024 NFL Season
Going back to the time of the NFC Central, this division has not been known for such competitiveness. Either the Packers run away with the division title or everyone beats up on everyone else, with the eventual division champion (which almost certainly remains the Packers) being the only team emerging from the wreckage with 9 wins.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 10, 2024 NFL Season
Containing all three of the CastleVania games released on the GameBoy Advance – all of which follow the MetroidVania template – this collection has shown me both the error of my ways and the supreme majesty that the series achieved during this period.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 9, 2024 NFL Season
[I]t's important to note that tofu is a forgiving substance. There s no secret to making tofu taste good; all you need is a bit of patience and the ability to follow basic directions.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 8, 2024 NFL Season
I do not claim that this salad is healthy in the strictest sense – there's plenty of fat and salt involved – but most of its constituent elements are broadly considered not terrible for your insides, and it's more satisfying than a lot of “fun” meals, many of which are little more than dog kibble for humans.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 7, 2024 NFL Season
I am doing the best I can with the time and energy I have, and doing the best I can is good enough, and 99.9% of the time, good enough is perfect.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 6, 2024 NFL Season
This recipe, which I developed over the course of a few years, is designed to be simple. It is little more than a platform magical combination of pork and bitter, leafy green vegetables, placed on a bed of pasta for extra comfort food credibility.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 5, 2024 NFL Season
It is important to note that sandwiches and piles are not exclusive categories, and this week's recipe was chosen to teach this lesson.










