Gross Football Lunch Presents: The Pessimist’s Guide to the 2025-26 NFL Season

August 29, 2025 8:30 AMAugust 28, 2025 10:07 PM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 1 Comment

This preview of the coming NFL season is written for the fans that have internalized reflexive pessimism.

Gross Football Lunch Presents: The 2024 NFL MegaPreview

August 30, 2024 9:34 AMSeptember 2, 2024 10:58 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 2 Comments

Returning to my roots as an obnoxious little shit, while a dispiriting setback that I resorted to entirely out of necessity, isn't all bad though. Why put on airs? I can only hope that, by staying in my lane, I will occasionally make a big-picture observations that proves correct.

The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – NFC East

August 19, 2021 8:17 AMSeptember 2, 2021 8:29 AM ~ Rob Mackie ~ 9 Comments

So, here's the thing; this week has been brutal on the child-rearing front. Our poor little guy is crying most of the times he's awake, and often refuses to go to sleep unless he has had an extensive soothing session. That much is manageable during the day, but when it's 4 AM and you've been … Continue reading The New Parents’ Guide to the 2021 NFL Season – NFC East