The following recipe produces a red tomato sauce that is precisely of the sort one might expect to find accompanying a large plate of pasta noodles, or perhaps a meatball or two.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 18, 2024 NFL Season
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Gross Football Lunch – Week 16, 2024 NFL Season
The only reason to watch any other game that does not feature your favorite team is in order to avoid extended family members whose every utterance, if not mere presence, fills you with boiling rage.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 15, 2024 NFL Season
I don't want to denigrate the jarred stuff too much, as it saw me through some boring times, but we can do better.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 14, 2024 NFL Season
I want you to experiment, but I think I've struggled to tell you what experimental cooking looks like. That means it's time to show you.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 13, 2024 NFL Season
In the best case scenario – the one in which you, my loyal readers, give me the benefit of the doubt and conclude that I am acting with the best of intentions – it would be both arrogant and foolish of me to presume that you require my assistance in your quest to eat too much this week.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 11, 2024 NFL Season
Going back to the time of the NFC Central, this division has not been known for such competitiveness. Either the Packers run away with the division title or everyone beats up on everyone else, with the eventual division champion (which almost certainly remains the Packers) being the only team emerging from the wreckage with 9 wins.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 6, 2024 NFL Season
This recipe, which I developed over the course of a few years, is designed to be simple. It is little more than a platform magical combination of pork and bitter, leafy green vegetables, placed on a bed of pasta for extra comfort food credibility.
Gross Football Lunch – NFL Week 15, 2023
"Make no mistake, I will be giving you my picks as always, and as always, these picks constitute a good-faith effort to provide a pool sheet I believe will be successful. But as I'm sure you can understand, not even coming close to clearing 0.500 on the previous week in either picks or points has precipitated a rather nasty flare-up of my already robust impostor syndrome."
