Grilling! Who needs it?
Gross Football Lunch – Week 4, 2026 NFL Season
Tag: Recipes
Gross Football Lunch – Week 3, 2026 NFL Season
I can go on a voyage of culinary discovery and drag my loyal readers along for the ride! Who says no?
Gross Football Lunch – Week 2, 2026 NFL Season
Let's face it, it's a tough recipe to improve upon, and successful parenting requires doing most things the easy way.
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LX
I've had two weeks to do anything and everything in my power to get excited or, failing that, at least to a point where I'm receiving a steady IV trickle of hype juices, and none of it has worked.
Gross Football Lunch – 2025-26 Conference Championships
I refuse to go out a coward.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 11, 2025 NFL Season
I picked the Week 10 slate the same way J.J. McCarthy throws the football over the course of an entire game. A promising start soon devolved into an inexcusable and series of baffling near-misses and unnecessary desperation heaves downfield, resulting in frustrating loss after frustrating loss.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 8, 2025 NFL Season
Life's too short to insist on making one's own chicken tenders, a foodstuff you can get absolutely anywhere, and which metaphysically cannot vary in quality, regardless of where they're from.
Gross Football Lunch – Week 4, 2025 NFL Season
The secret of the Reuben sandwich is that if you're good enough at cooking to make mac and cheese from a box, you can make a better Reuben than you can buy anywhere else.
Gross Football Lunch – Super Bowl LIX
What else are you gonna do, watch six hours of pregame shows? Trust me, you're gonna want a task to spare you from this fate.
Gross Football Lunch – 2024-25 Conference Championship
Ultimately, meatballs are just about impossible to screw up. If you have meat, and if you have the other stuff, and you cook them thoroughly, the worst possible result will still taste pretty darn good.
