(Editor's Note: Yeah, I know, the show came out what seems like an eternity ago, and even the most casual of Trek observers has already consumed the show and moved on. So why do this now? There are two reasons. First, I'm loathe to write reviews of things in a timely fashion. No one, neither … Continue reading Thoughts on Picard

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Before I start, there a re a couple of rules. Nah pysch, there aren't any rules here, I'm just making this up as a I go. Just what constitutes a 'Mario Game' for this purpose shall be arbitrarily stipulated by me. For the most part, I'll be sticking to the main line platforming titles; there … Continue reading NES and SNES Mario Games, Ranked

Hello and welcome to the Self-Quarantine Self-Help Series! This week, I'll be discussing how you can better yourself during this period of physical distancing, in order to ensure that once it is time for us to emerge from our COVID-free cocoons, we are all cooler, hotter, and smarter! Today's topic is the importance of looking … Continue reading Look Busy!

Even in times when you're allowed to leave the house and go do things, life is pretty goddamn dull. You wake up, you take a dump, you shower, you go to work. Maybe at some point during the day something comes along to provide a jolt of excitement; a pleasant walk in the sunshine, a … Continue reading In Appreciation of Asparagus Piss

Hello and welcome to the Self-Quarantine Self-Help Series! This week, I'll be discussing how you can better yourself during this period of physical distancing, in order to ensure that once it is time for us to emerge from our COVID-free cocoons, we are all cooler, hotter, and smarter! Today's topic is how to stay in … Continue reading Indoor Fitness Regimens for the Unmotivated

Hello and welcome to the Self-Quarantine Self-Help Series! This week, I'll be discussing how you can better yourself during this period of physical distancing, in order to ensure that once it is time for us to emerge from our COVID-free cocoons, we are all cooler, hotter, and smarter! Today's topic is lying plausibly to make … Continue reading Plausible Lies for Your Next Social Function

For some reason, when confronted with a personal or societal crisis, I'm always presented with the urge to say something particularly insightful, even in situations when my capacity for insight is minimal, and even in situations where it would be infinitely more helpful to actually do something. As you can perhaps surmise from the above, … Continue reading Week 2

(Note from the, uh...Editor's Desk: Hi everybody! I started writing this piece back in December, but I never finished it for a completely valid, professional, and not at all super embarrassing reason which I will explain in a bit. Since there's not much doing these days, I've decided to bring it to a bare minimum … Continue reading (Not) Every (1974-1990 Only) Judas Priest Studio Album, Graded