Make your own salad dressings! Store bought salad dressings are fine and all, but one of the real joys of home cooking is that there are all sorts of little things you can do that are easy as heck, and which elevate the final result from “fine” to “oh wow, this is friggin' great!” Making … Continue reading Make Your Own Salad Dressing

Please Vote. I know it's past noon on Tuesday already, but please vote. For a while, ever since my punk as fuck days when I was in middle school, I often struggled with the idea of voting. It was very easy to be disgruntled about the two-party system in particular; this period coincided with Ralph … Continue reading Please Vote

If you're like me, you enjoy educated but also arbitrary quantification. Thus, I bring you these NFL Power Rankings, the ideal vessel for presenting the raw experiential data of how good each team appears to be in an easy to read, reductive, and under-considered numeric listing! First, a few ground rules. Some teams will receive … Continue reading NFL Power Rankings, Week 10