Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon – First Impressions

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is one of my all-time favorite video games, and yet it has always bummed me out that it's release signaled the end of the traditional Castlevania series. Since the release of SotN in 1997, all games with the Castlevania appellation have followed in its footsteps as a Super Metroid-style adventure … Continue reading Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon – First Impressions

The Only Cover Letter Template Worth a Shit

As you know, the internet is a detritus-choked toilet filled to the rim with atrocious, unusable cover letter templates. Unless the desired qualifications of the position you're applying for include “Unable to Pass the Turing Test”, all of these templates are utterly fucking useless. Here is the only cover letter template you will ever need … Continue reading The Only Cover Letter Template Worth a Shit